Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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