haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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