its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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