Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
