For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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