I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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