Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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