Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
