Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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