Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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