So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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