He is an equal opportunity slut.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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