I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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