North Korea, Best Korea!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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