All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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