i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
zippers are such a cool invention
and she was petting her beer can
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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