Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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