She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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