i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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