You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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