I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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