I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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