I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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