apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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