Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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