thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
