I look better un-naked...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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