I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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