I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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