Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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