that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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