I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
