so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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