Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
