No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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