We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeÂ
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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