I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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