We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
need another drink. this is the easiest way
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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