So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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