We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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