my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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