Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
