Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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