we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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