i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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