3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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