oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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