He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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