We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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