Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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