so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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