just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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