Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
BRING THE BAGELS
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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