New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
